Flaming Photography
Was reading about the latest oil platform explosion in the Gulf of Meh-he-co (that’s Mexico people) on the bus earlier, and I thought, a big fire in the middle of the ocean/gulf, bet you could get some awesome photos there, sunset would be amazing wouldn’t it?
What a dumb thing that is. It’d be like photographing a pile of vomit, or worse, a battle in a war. You might have the right levels, exposure, time of day etc, but it’s still an awful, disgusting thing.
A snap of an atomic blast? Oh that’d be one to keep! Nah, that’d be one to fuckin cry over. Humans are so great that we designed something capable of literally atomizing everything in a 2 mile radius. Make sure to take a sweet pic of the aftermath!
Don’t know what the point of this is, fuck it…
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